Police in Marietta, OH arrested Timothy D. Blake, 28, in connection with several incidents of public masturbation and menacing in the Marietta area that have taken place in the last couple of months.
According to the Parkersburg News & Sentinel:
Blake allegedly admitted to 12 instances in which he had masturbated in public shopping center parking lots, filled syringes with bodily fluid and followed women around stores squirting their backsides with the liquid.
Appropriately enough they arrested him while he was on his way to dinner with his wife.
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Photo: Washington County Sheriff