Guy falls asleep on an ant hill....it does not end well... According to the original post:
This one's easy. All you have to do is go for a stroll in the countryside on a nice sunny day. Then find a nice soft patch of grass to lay back on, doze off and then wake up ten minutes later to the realization that that nice soft patch of grass was in fact a red ants nest and you are now covered in hundreds of the bitey little bastards all intent on ruining your day big time. And yes, it burns like a motherf*cker.