zc   Drunken Mary Downey was trying to get a ride home from the train station when she fell onto the tracks. She was lucky enough to position herself in a way where the trains would avoid killing her. Downey then flung her hand in the air getting the attention of the subway operator and was pulled to safety when the third car of the third train stopped on top of her. With only a broken shoulder, Mary was able to escape. I'd say Ms. Downey needs to be escorted next Friday night.

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