Get ready
If I'm on vacation....stuff will happen.
Here is an unofficial list of events that happened while I was on vacation:

Reds signed Cuban pitcher Rasiel Iglesias
A-Rod and 11 others suspended by MLB for Biogenesis scandal
UC committed $80M to Nippert Stadium renovation project
Aaron Hernandez charged with murder
Homer Bailey threw first no-hitter
Reds lost 5-row, lead of 5.5 reduced to 2.5
Reds win 6-row, back to back sweeps (Indians,Mets) 
Reds lost 6 of 8 on road trip, scored 23 runs, fall 5.5 back Pirates
Dusty Baker vs Derek Lowe dust up
New name, logo, venue for Crosstown Shootout announced
NFL Lockout ended
Bengals signed Terrell Owens
Reds traded for Scott Rolen
Bob Huggins fired
Mick Cronin hired
UC vs UK squared off in NCAA tournament
Thad Matta hired by OSU
Skip Prosser died
Marge Schott died
Reds signed Eric Milton
Ken Griffey, Jr. traded from the Reds to the White Sox
Reds traded for Eddie Guardado
Homer switched signal from AM 1360 to AM 1530
Barry Larkin vetoed a trade to the Mets and signed a three-year contract extension