She said she would yank out her partners teeth, trick them into thinking she's pregnant and of course give them a mermaid tattoo on a fake dating profile and the men came flocking... all because she used pics of her friend who is a model.
Columnist Alli Reed wanted to test whether the 'worst fake dating profile in history' would deter the opposite sex, but she got more than 150 messages in just 24 hours.
Her plan was to prove that NO ONE would be that desperate. After all she made sure her profile made her sound legit insane. But she couldn't have been more wrong.
When it came to drinking and taking drugs, she wrote she did both often and said one of her main aims was 'keeping america american.'
She also said she was unemployed but couldn't live without '$$$' and cars and went on to say she enjoyed knocking coffee out of homeless people's hands because it was 'sooooooo funny.'
When men didn't stop hitting on her even when she said she loves bullying, telling one man he had too many teeth and she wanted to remove some of them (and he agreed) she finally came clean telling the men -- STOP WRITING TO ME! YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN A HOT PSYCHO!